Gorgonzola slammed his giant fist onto the gathering of pitchfork-wielding villagers. He instantly regretted it. He should have hit them with an open palm. He would have crushed more…
As part of our ongoing series highlighting some of the stars of our economy, today, we introduce our loyal readers to a rising star of the evilometer economy: Rudolph the…
Grim had been attending the careers fair for years now. He was the CEO of a multinational conglomerate. His company’s was to promote all things evil and inconvenient. But he…
“Congratulations, general. The enemy forces were no match for your superior strategy and better-trained soldiers.” “Thank you, Lord Peabody. I often say the field of battle does not determine the…
"Please don’t approach the glass. The creatures may get frightened if they are disrupted from their daily routines." The Ogres and Ogre children lined up in the queue leading up…
Not even secret agents can escape from the power of HR!
"Order!" shouted the squat, muscular Orc sitting at the front of the assembly. "Order!" he cried again. The feverish group of Orcs didn't take any notice; it had been a…